MasterInfection0913's Journal
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lmao19:26 Feb 28 2010
Times Read: 681
somewhere somehow i just cursed someone
and gave them dysentery
my lip ring 19:19 Feb 28 2010
Times Read: 682
keeps giving me the creeps...
i can suck the fluid and dead skin from it....
Last night at the club19:16 Feb 28 2010
Times Read: 684
5 friends...
different shapes,sizes,lifestyles, and styles of dress
reenacted Lady Gagas bad romance in an overly dramatic manner....
while drunk
I was proud to be in said group...so proud
weight loss19:06 Feb 28 2010
Times Read: 686
i have been working out hardcore for the past almost two months...
an hour and a half...every day...for 45 days....
i am pretty sure that if my legs could talk i would get a damn good cussin' right now
Spatula18:43 Feb 28 2010
Times Read: 690
WHO WANTS MOTHERFUCKIN' PANCAKES!!!!
Together06:39 Feb 27 2010
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he can log in to every website we belong to and talk to everyone but me about random bullshit...
but he can't even send me a text or email saying hi?
hiccups 05:30 Feb 26 2010
Times Read: 702
can go to hell
Sorry04:41 Feb 26 2010
Times Read: 703
I don't like pancakes...
Remixes/ Version #04:40 Feb 26 2010
Times Read: 704
why make another when the first was is most likely the best?
LEVEL 90!!!04:37 Feb 26 2010
Times Read: 705
WOOT!
If04:36 Feb 26 2010
Times Read: 706
music were a person I would fuck it ... all day everyday...
end
Firefox04:31 Feb 26 2010
Times Read: 708
Apparently I have been spelling 'jeez' wrong...lol
Attractive04:29 Feb 26 2010
Times Read: 709
Come on guys...jeez...
Just because I think someone is attractive doesn't mean I am attracted to them.
there is a difference...ugh
Jeez...
Stereotype?04:19 Feb 26 2010
Times Read: 710
Why do people expect me to explode when I am upset?
Is it because I'm black?
Is it because I am a woman?
Is it because I am an extrovert?
Is it because I like to scream?
What is it?
Why do people expect me to respond to situations irrationally?
a question04:10 Feb 26 2010
Times Read: 711
is 'bisexuality' suppose to be exotic? a trend?...attractive?
I don't know if its just me but being bisexual is unattractive to me...
actually...applying a label to oneself is unattractive to me...
hmm...thought provoking...
Sexuality04:07 Feb 26 2010
Times Read: 712
I don't like it when people display things like that on profiles...i find it to be something a little too personal.
to me, its the same thing as: "Hi. My name is Jamila. I have had 7 sexual partners since the age of 14. I occasionally throw up from accidentally swallowing dip. My period often leaks making pads and tampons pointless. I am a mother of 3 and I am married to a wonderful man. I live in Minnesota and I work at a beer factory..."
although I made that stuff up I hope you get my point.
Emergency room04:03 Feb 26 2010
Times Read: 713
I am beginning to think that emergency rooms are more popular than night clubs
Cunt04:02 Feb 26 2010
Times Read: 714
Kiss my ass
Professor....04:01 Feb 26 2010
Times Read: 716
Just because I am a freshman doesn't make me fucking stupid, unaware of life and surrounding, or inexperienced...so fuck you
cough cough03:59 Feb 26 2010
Times Read: 717
I got my new glasses today!!!!
Thursday 03:42 Feb 26 2010
Times Read: 718
another day...more homework...
03:20 Feb 26 2010
Times Read: 720
i don't exactly agree with favoritism based on sexuality...
Sadness has turned to anger05:50 Feb 24 2010
Times Read: 729
So...my ex likes to cry on my shoulder
"I'm so sorry for what I did to you..."
"My feelings for you are still there..."
"I am just having some personal problems with my family..."
etc
But....
She asked out one of my closer friends in front of me without thinking twice...
Before this happened every time I saw her my day became gloomy and sorrowful...
Now...I just want to let her see the business end of my shotgun...
if i give you this pickle....05:46 Feb 24 2010
Times Read: 730
will you kick her down the stairs?
Random Thought...01:54 Feb 23 2010
Times Read: 731
Did anyone ever tell you have Jack Nicholson eyebrows?
You know who you are!!!!!!
Who's A Nerd?01:37 Feb 23 2010
Times Read: 732
You's A NERD!
Everyone's A NERD
A NERD
Gah...01:05 Feb 23 2010
Times Read: 734
because reading a boring overly intellectual strictly informal journal is 'entertaining'....
oddly some people don't like humor...
Bibical Studies Class01:02 Feb 23 2010
Times Read: 736
Xns short hand for Christians...
LOL01:00 Feb 23 2010
Times Read: 737
I think it's funny when PMs lurk and think I don't see them looking at my stuff...I SEE YOU!
I SEEEE YOUOOOOUOUOU!!!!
Yes, I do have a roommate...00:57 Feb 23 2010
Times Read: 738
That doesn't mean I like hanging out with her...
....00:43 Feb 23 2010
Times Read: 740
why does it take years of being alone and or miserable for some people to understand they fucked up their own lives?
BOO!00:41 Feb 23 2010
Times Read: 741
aha ha ! i totally scared you!
My Period00:34 Feb 23 2010
Times Read: 745
My hormones have been off for about three months...i can tell what kind of period it will be by the meat smell I put out the morning my period begins....
example i woke up the morning and smelled like ground beef...
this period is a pain period....
3 hours later, i thought i was going to shoot myself in the lower back because it hurt so bad.
.....07:58 Feb 22 2010
Times Read: 753
i am still debating on whether or not i should buy the VR shirt...
GGW07:44 Feb 22 2010
Times Read: 755
can kiss my ass....
how many stupid drunk white girls that look the same can YOU find that will sign this random waiver and make a fool of themselves?
if that guy can do it i am sure you can.
lol stamps07:42 Feb 22 2010
Times Read: 756
they make my profile feel fat. but the cool ones I dont mind so much
Jamila Hates It When....04:19 Feb 21 2010
Times Read: 765
...people take hundreds of pictures of one event...
ex: taking 300 pictures of a birthday party that lasted an hour....
WHY????!?!!?!22:56 Feb 20 2010
Times Read: 767
....don't they ever close the door!!>!!??!?!?>!>!!?!?!
hmm....22:46 Feb 20 2010
Times Read: 768
According to my closed captioning 'Whoosh" IS spelled with two H's
YAY!!!22:18 Feb 20 2010
Times Read: 770
I got another mole on my chest! I love my little moles! they are so cute!!! *laughs happily, poking them*
Holy Shit!!!!22:10 Feb 20 2010
Times Read: 771
Why did I just realize that the guy that plays Captain Spalding is the bartender in Kill Bill Vol.2?!
WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME!?!?!?!
ugh19:07 Feb 20 2010
Times Read: 772
putting all of your favorite song lyrics on your profile just makes my experience long and annoying...
sometimes...19:02 Feb 20 2010
Times Read: 773
young people don't wear enough clothing....
the love of your life...17:41 Feb 18 2010
Times Read: 781
shouldn't look like your twin
irrelevant questions/the term 'you'17:30 Feb 18 2010
Times Read: 783
some people like to ask me questions that have nothing to do with the situational.
an example: "oh i was standing in the stairwell talking to someone and out of nowhere i dramatically fell down the stairs..."
"oh, who were you talking to?"
See?Irrelevant....
In writing the term 'you' has a few different meaning. it can be direct or general. and most of the time, unless the audience is stated, 'you' becomes a general term.
another irrelevant question. "who are you talking about?"
Unless....stated...it....does....not....matter....
DOES NOT MATTER!!!!
Nose Crusties 202:56 Feb 18 2010
Times Read: 786
I pick at the scabs when I am in public...people think I am picking my nose...
by technicality...
i am lol
dude...02:41 Feb 18 2010
Times Read: 787
toddlers and tiaras is a creepy show...
lawl02:40 Feb 18 2010
Times Read: 788
it makes me laugh when babies are born crying, huge, and wide-eyed in movies and shows...
No...02:10 Feb 18 2010
Times Read: 790
my thoughts are never constant...
Watching Pregnant with Obese (Diabetes)...01:53 Feb 18 2010
Times Read: 795
This show makes me so upset...the women on the show are not that big in my eyes. When i think morbidly obese i think people that can't support the weight. those who are confined to wheelchairs and need assistance doing simple tasks.
hell, apparently I'm obese. But according to my trainer and present doctor another adjective needs to be found.
I am way too active to be considered obese.
I like climbing stuff, and jumping off of stuff. running , walking, going to the gym etc are all part of my every day... there is no way in hell
the women on the show are active physically, they get tired as much as thee next person but that's how being human works. it doesn't mean they are dying or horribly in danger...
what an awkward show to watch...
Lazy01:16 Feb 18 2010
Times Read: 796
Out of pure laziness I have been reported to the colleges learning center because my instructors think i have learning troubles....
my academic pride is bleeding because as soon as I saw the email i thought i was going to explode...
but for some reason i think i can take it to my advantage...
with that being said i think that me not actually having a learning disability would allow me to take advantage in the wrong ways i.e. 'teacher sympathy', which I don't need.
and that could back fire in a heartbeat.
Nose Crusties05:36 Feb 17 2010
Times Read: 806
They give me something to pick at while you talk to me...
That should tell you I am not paying attention.
Gum Chewing02:29 Feb 17 2010
Times Read: 809
it makes me happier than a clam
Investigation21:33 Feb 16 2010
Times Read: 814
SO....the guy that blacked me...blocked EVERYONE ELSE THAT RATED HIS PAGE!!! looks like someone sat on the banana a little too hard.
WHAT THE FUCK?!21:30 Feb 16 2010
Times Read: 815
Why do people I have never talked to keep blocking me?! *bangs head on desk*
Patrick is being a douche03:59 Feb 12 2010
Times Read: 834
why on earth do people listen to things loudly when they are sitting right in front of whatever they are listening to!!!!!!!!!
*has headache*
okay03:51 Feb 12 2010
Times Read: 838
so i mentioned earlier that i could possibly be sick...well i have a plan. my usual plan. drink a lot of water and cough meds...an asprin when i wake up and cough meds before bed...that should knock it out before sunday
Which one is more me???Feel free to take one if ya like ^_^03:37 Feb 12 2010
Times Read: 840
Red01:15 Feb 12 2010
Times Read: 845
Sometimes I wish I was a root worker...
sick20:48 Feb 11 2010
Times Read: 847
i think i picked up a cold or something....if so, i believe i will be one big angry black woman
crusty20:46 Feb 11 2010
Times Read: 848
my lip ring is getting crusty....it doesn't hurt or anything. it is just super crusty...and i am not sure why. lol
It's Official 04:03 Feb 10 2010
Times Read: 859
It's piss Jamila the fuck off day!
Everyone find something that can piss me off that throw it at me...
i'm sure it would make no difference...
Grown Men03:57 Feb 10 2010
Times Read: 861
They get pissy when you don't talk to them...
regardless of age, sex, color, etc. I still hate it
about time Michelle actually got online21:12 Feb 09 2010
Times Read: 878
jeez...i didn't refer you for the points loser...
love you lol
COOLege Kids21:09 Feb 09 2010
Times Read: 880
Nate just made cheesy salmon dip and nachos...
its amazing...
i think i just creamed a little
hmm...legit21:03 Feb 09 2010
Times Read: 882
should i censor me journal for the sake of those who think pure thoughts?
*screams and action rolls*21:01 Feb 09 2010
Times Read: 884
those ninjas came out of no where
The Only Time I Think Racism Is Funny By Jamila20:57 Feb 09 2010
Times Read: 885
When my bestie Nate pretends to read the biographies of each of his slaves...as he sits on the porch we built for theater class...
i have a problem...20:53 Feb 09 2010
Times Read: 886
i am addicted to fun!!!!
the wrongs of fun...
no not like stealing and shooting up
like...sex..and...candies...and re-upholstering furniture.
ROFLMAO
* minuscule tiger cub growl *20:49 Feb 09 2010
Times Read: 887
I WANT HER TO THINK I'M CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!! lmao
Yes20:43 Feb 09 2010
Times Read: 889
Look at my horse
my horse is amazing
give it a lick
mmm it tastes just like raisins
have a stroke of its mane
it turns into a plane
and then it turns back again
when you
tug on its winky
ooo that's dirty
do ya think so?
well i better not show you
where the lemonade is made sweet lemonade
sweet lemonade
yeah sweet lemonade
(keyboard solo)
get on my horse
I'll take ya round the universe and all the other places
too
(i think you'll find that the universe pretty much covers everything)
shut up woman get on my horse.
That one guy that has me blocked...20:25 Feb 09 2010
Times Read: 899
deserves a good smack in the eyeball
Bioshock and Bioshock 220:19 Feb 09 2010
Times Read: 901
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory for people who have had shock and electrical therapy
From my forth floor window...19:51 Feb 09 2010
Times Read: 904
Jamila(from the window): SAM?!
Sam(walking to class backwards so he can see me yelling):What Mila?!
Jamila: DISNEY WORLD!!!!
Sam: What the hell Mila?!
Jamila: EXCITEMENT SAM!!! PURE CHILDLIKE EXCITEMENT!!!*slams window*
end
Fruit Snacks...19:43 Feb 09 2010
Times Read: 907
are the equivalent to an orgasm
as long as they are soft and warm...
aha ha ha ha humor...
SPC19:38 Feb 09 2010
Times Read: 911
mmm what a good thought to have. :P
my lord...19:33 Feb 09 2010
Times Read: 912
sometimes I wish i wasn't so...."extravagant" down there...spontaneous excitement....random visits to the bathroom to fix said excitement.
if nothing else, my sex drive hasn't died with my emotions...
i feel 19:29 Feb 09 2010
Times Read: 914
like i want to take a nap. but i know that if i do i will miss something....
*owns Invader Zim DVD set...*18:28 Feb 09 2010
Times Read: 919
Yes...be jealous of my wonder...
Race16:13 Feb 09 2010
Times Read: 928
it bothers me when people still use the race card.
i don't like you...cause your black!
wow how original of you! Getting a rise out of me? not this time...whitey!
*laughs*
...04:17 Feb 09 2010
Times Read: 930
should stop talking
Irkens03:13 Feb 09 2010
Times Read: 936
*screams* AHHH!!!!! My squeedlyspooch!!!!!!!!!!!!!
love03:02 Feb 09 2010
Times Read: 937
it happens to the best of us...
Flapjack Episode: Cami Island21:50 Feb 06 2010
Times Read: 945
I don't think I could eat something I have been sitting on...
Knuckles logic: A woman is not a woman unless she's pretty, a man is not a man unless he is ugly...
sardines are nasty
lol21:48 Feb 06 2010
Times Read: 946
oh flapjack....that's not candy !!!! you rascal you....
Yawns...because its friday15:26 Feb 05 2010
Times Read: 949
i have class at 8am and 9am...then i have a class at one...
this leaves room for nap time.
in regards to a previous entry15:25 Feb 05 2010
Times Read: 950
its funny. since yesterday i have lost 2 friends...for the week i believe I have lost about 9 or 10...
goes to show that adding a bunch of people that you will never talk to makes no difference in this popularity contest we call VR
Apparently 07:09 Feb 05 2010
Times Read: 952
Its in poor taste that I don't give myself a sexual label...
...22:31 Feb 04 2010
Times Read: 964
i can honestly say that if i see another penis picture on a public profile i will shoot someone
heretic 20:39 Feb 03 2010
Times Read: 969
I am a heretic....
and I love it...
Jesus Christ...20:51 Feb 02 2010
Times Read: 977
why do people always expect things to work out although the never spend time working with them?
She expects all of her friends to think of her and speak to her the same way after avoiding them for 3 months...
He expects me to still be happy and waiting for him although I haven't heard from him in almost 4 days...
i dunno05:57 Feb 02 2010
Times Read: 979
maybe i should rip him a new one...
I haven't heard from him in two days...
yeah, its been that long...
i am becoming rather irritated.
I BROKE THE SEAL!!!!05:10 Feb 02 2010
Times Read: 980
now i have to pee every five minutes!!!
An equation 04:02 Feb 02 2010
Times Read: 983
The 8 steal posts in my ears
plus
the cold
equals
pain....
Thanks Wal-Mart03:53 Feb 02 2010
Times Read: 985
You make my life a little more difficult every time I walk through that sliding door...
Thank you Wal-Mart for making me spend more money than I need to...
and finally thank you Wal-Mart for closing one set of doors and making those doors the ones I park closest to...
asshole.
Irony that I find funny03:26 Feb 01 2010
Times Read: 709
My last decent relationship ended on Valentines day...lmao
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